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Sausagey Santa

by Carlton Mellick III · 2006

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For Matthew Fry, inventor of the 'Sly Guy' haircut, life at the North Pole just isn't what he expected. The elves are way too obsessed with playing Dungeons and Dragons, Frosty has a Hitler mustache made of coal, the reindeer have a tendency of exploding for no apparent reason, and Santa is a piratey mutant with a body made of sausages.

Genre
fantasyhorrorhumorzombie
Themes
christmas
Audience
adult
Length
short · 112 pages

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