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Wicked French

Any French language guide can teach you a simple phrase like J'ai faim! ("I'm starving!") But only Wicked Frenchwill give you the edge on a snooty Parisian waiter: Garcon! N'avez-vous pas de glacons pour le vin? ("Boy! Don't you have any ice cubes for the wine?")

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While humiliated tourists mispronounce "This wine is good" (Ce vin est bon), you'll handle the French impressively with expressions like "The Haut-Medoc tries to tickle but pinches instead." (Ce Haut-Medoc essaye de chatouiller mais il pince.) Make new friends by knowing the only compliment a Frenchman wants to hear: Vous etes les gens les plus intelligents du monde. (You are the most intelligent people on earth.") With quick-to-find practical tips throughout, Wicked Frenchgives even the first-time visitor the confidence to keep his nose held high.

Genre
humor
Setting
France
Audience
adult
Length
short · 64 pages

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