The Riptide Ultra-Glide

Now that they have some unexpected free time, freshly unemployed Wisconsinites Patrick and Barbara McDougal are going to treat themselves to a modest vacation in sunny Florida. Sitting poolside at a pretty motel, they're going to drown their sorrows in those fruity umbrella drinks.

But the motel they arrive at isn't quite the pastel paradise they saw on the web. Refused a refund and tight on money, they have no choice but to stay. Being Midwesterns, they'll make the best of a bad situation.

Except when bad goes to worse. They're robbed and everything is gone, including the ID they need to get on a plane and go back home. Plus, they're so broke they can't even take a bus. Too bad the police are no help. They're more intimidating than the criminals.

Stranded and alone, Pat and Barb need someone to rescue them.

Someone to show them a bright spot.

Someone to make the evildoers darkening the good name of the Sunshine state pay.

Someone who has the courage, the knowledge, and the all-out crazy to make these nice Midwestern tourists believe in Florida again.

That someone is who else? Serge Storms.

Welcome to Paradise!