Author

Ross Petras

29 books

Books

  1. Dance First, Think Later: 618 Rules to Live by
  2. "Don't Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats": Uncommon Wisdom for Uncommon Times
  3. "It Always Seems Impossible Until It's Done.": Motivation for Dreamers & Doers
  4. The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said
  5. Very Bad Poetry
  6. You're Saying it Wrong: A Pronunciation Guide to the 150 Most Commonly Mispronounced Words--and Their Tangled Histories of Misuse
  7. Wretched Writing: A Compendium of Crimes Against the English Language
  8. Unusually Stupid Americans: A Compendium of All-American Stupidity
  9. The Lexicon of Stupidity
  10. Here Speeching American: A Very Strange Guide to English as it is Garbled Around the World
  11. The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry: Timeless Poems by Snooki, John Boehner, Kanye West, and Other Well-Versed Celebrities
18 more
  1. "Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese": Wisdom from Our Elders
  2. Nothing Is Worth More Than This Day
  3. Unusually Stupid Celebrities: A Compendium of All-Star Stupidity
  4. The stupidest things ever said
  5. Stupid Sex
  6. B is for Botox: An Alphabet Book for the Middle-Aged
  7. The 776 Nastiest Things Ever Said
  8. The only job hunting guide you'll ever need
  9. History of the World Through Body Parts
  10. The Stupidest Things Ever Said by Politicians
  11. Stupid Movie Lines: The 776 Dumbest Things Ever Uttered on the Silver Screen
  12. Unusually stupid politicians
  13. The Whole World Book of Quotations
  14. World Access
  15. Janes Guide To Dicks And Toms And Harrys
  16. Jobs '95/from First-Time Job Hunters to Career Changers, from Entry-Level to Executive Positions
  17. That Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means
  18. Being Weird Is a Wonderful Thing

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