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Love on a Rotten Day: An Astrological Survival Guide to Romance

The definitive guide to losing—or finding—your true soul mate.

Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day.In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to:

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-Safely dump a Scorpio

-Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex

-Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius

An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Dayis this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"

Audience
adult
Length
medium · 256 pages

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