Cover of The Cookie Sutra: An Ancient Treatise: that Love Shall Never Grow Stale. Nor Crumble.

The Cookie Sutra: An Ancient Treatise: that Love Shall Never Grow Stale. Nor Crumble.

Birds do it, bees do it. And guess what—cookies do it, too. In fact, never have a pair of gingerbread cookies looked so pleased. Yes, the Kama Sutrameets the Joy of Cooking. Featuring an unabashed gingerbread couple, who are photographed in unflinching full color, the Cookie Sutrais a recipe for pleasure.

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There is The First Posture, where two are yoked as one (yet the calorie count remains unchanged). The Pair of Tongs, allowing the woman to be open, free, sweet and crunchy. Pounding the Spot, requiring the suppleness of freshly rolled dough. There is Scissors, Autumn Dog, Tripod, The Wheelbarrow,The Snake Trap. And, for the advanced and adventurous, The Suspended Congress—great care must be taken lest the cookies crumble.

Audience
adult
Length
short · 64 pages

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