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The Voodoo Revenge Book

Some people naturally get what's coming to them.

For the rest, there's voodoo.

Stick it to 'em! If you've got obnoxious, irritating, and aggravating folks in your life (and who doesn't?), why not give them what they so richly deserve? Nothing channels your rage better than these sacred rituals and chants, all translated and fully updated for the modern household. Page after page reveals the mysteries of the ages, so you'll find plenty of evil, vengeful acts to wreak havoc on the telemarketer, roommate, neighbors, and pesky in-laws. Make that bill collector pay for taking your hard earned money. Cut the snob down to size. Teach that ingrate some appreciation. It's so easy. All the items you need will be right in your cupboards and closets. (And don't worry about what they are. We don't make you suffer to get your revenge.)

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So go ahead-enjoy hours and hours of satisfying occult activity at home and work. If life doesn't stick it to people the way it should, that's what the little pins are for.

They'll feel worse; then you'll feel better!

Audience
adult
Length
short · 96 pages

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