Would You Like A Slap With That?: 30 Painfully-True Vignettes In The Life Of A Waiter

From catering illustrious celebrity-fueled events to bouncing from table to table at a high-volume restaurant, "Slap" is the most honest look into waiting tables ever written (and possibly the funniest). Savor 30 short & sweet vignettes of hospitality colliding with absurdity (which averages out to 40+ full pages). There's no breezy filler here; "Slap" goes straight for the cheek. Dig in.

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