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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

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If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill Youis an offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill Youpresents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

Audience
adultpicture books
Length
short · 132 pages

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