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Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

The newest book in the New York Timesbestselling "Barney Stinson" canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

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"Congratulations!" You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help.

Audience
adult
Length
short · 176 pages

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