The Cat Wore Electric Goggles

Twelve mildly amusing fictions in vague science from an old-fashioned English gentleman who believes wholeheartedly in the cast iron foundation of rocket ships, good manners and always firing a warning shot over the heads of any belligerent mob before sending in the memsahib to duff 'em up.

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If variety is the spice of life then this collection is a damnably splendid curry of improbable human conditions and improbable human beings. The ingredients include a spot of gentle medieval scifi, proper rocket ships, alien invasion of England, secret government satellites crashing and releasing stockpiled dinosaur DNA, insane Cold War time travel, groovy Victorian orang-utans in space, the televising of England's first Moon landing, a very rude first contact, young Mr Darwin's explanation of evolution placed in startling juxtaposition to flora and fauna on a distant planet, one or two maritime ghosts, a terrifying new virus and a detective with a serious career problem. I refrain for obvious reasons from mentioning here the elderly ladies in fur bikinis, and the least said about the Austin-Morris Motor Car Company's robotic labour relations the better. Suffice it to say that the man from the past isn't happy, and all's well that ends well, provided that you're a whale.

You won't be a better person for having read this collection, but you will have a very respectable frown and a ruddy good permanently raised eyebrow under which to secure your monocle. Life is such utter nonsense.

Contents

The Cat Wore Electric Goggles

One Saturday, Almost 2,000 Years A.D.

VTC = 1:1 +/- H times ATP

The Improvement Engine

One Small Step for Ma'am, One Giant Leap for Ma'amkind

The Unfortunate Fatal Incident at 7 AU

Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright

Shall I be Mother?

The Especial Relevance of Cowpats

You fools! You fools! You insensible fools!

The Truth, The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth

The Almost Omnipresent Omniscient Monks

Audience
adult
Length
medium · 207 pages

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