Paper Cuts

Getting the work/life balance correct is tricky when you're employed by Death.

Dave Marwood is starting to realise that relationships are a lot easier when they don't involve the undead. Caught between the demands of the afterlife and spending time with his new girlfriend, he tries to find the answers to some difficult questions.

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Where are the other Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

What terrible secret lies at the heart of UberSystems International?

Is cake the solution to world peace?

Paper Cuts is the second part of a three novella series that tells the story of Death and his office staff protecting humanity from ghosts, zombies, vampires and medium-sized apocalypses.

After a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.

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