Cover of Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary: Or Why Can't Anybody Spell

Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary: Or Why Can't Anybody Spell

"It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word." — Andrew JacksonWeird or wierd? Necessary or neccessary? Recomend or recommend? English spelling is fiendish, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with it.

Read more

Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary is at once a celebration of spelling and a solace to anyone who has ever struggled with the arcane rules of the English language. As amusing as he is informative, Vivian Cook thrills the reader with more than a hundred entries — from photographs of hilariously misspelled signs to quizzes best taken in private to schadenfreude-rich examples of spelling errors of literary greats — that will tickle the inner spelling geek in every reader.

It all adds up to a gem of a book that takes a wry look at the hodgepodge evolution of spelling and the eccentric way it actually works.

Difficult Words Spelling Test

Circle whichever one is right.

1. dessicate desiccate desicate

2. ecstasy exstacy ecstacy

3. adress adres address

4. dumbel dumbbell dumbell

5. accomodate accommodate acommodate

6. necesary neccesary necessary

7. liaison liaision liason

8. pronounciation pronounceation pronunciation

9. ocurence occurrence occurence

10. embarass embaras embarrass

11. brocolli broccolli broccoli

12. refering referring refferring

13. cemetery semetary cemetary

Audience
adult
Length
short · 176 pages

Click a tag to see books like this one that share it. Point at it (on a phone, tap it) for less of it instead.

Read it? Sign in to help tag it.

Liked Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary: Or Why Can't Anybody Spell? Here’s where I’d start.

These suit anyone who liked Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary: Or Why Can't Anybody Spell. Sign in and mark a few books for picks shaped around your own taste.

  1. The Big Book of Beastly Mispronunciations: The Complete Opinionated Guide for the Careful Speaker Shares language, nonfiction, linguistics
  2. They Have a Word for It: A Lighthearted Lexicon of Untranslatable Words & Phrases Shares language, nonfiction, linguistics
  3. Origins of the Specious: Myths and Misconceptions of the English Language Shares language, nonfiction, linguistics
  4. The Dord, the Diglot, and an Avocado or Two: The Hidden Lives and Strange Origins of Common and Not-So-Common Words Shares language, nonfiction, linguistics

“People who read Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary: Or Why Can't Anybody Spell tend to reach for these next.”

  1. Get Thee to a Punnery: An Anthology of Intentional Assaults Upon the English Language
  2. The Superior Person's Book of Words
  3. Between You and I: A Little Book of Bad English
  4. Expletive Deleted: A Good Look at Bad Language

“If you want more of the same, start with these.”

  1. Lost For Words
  2. English Grammar for Students of Latin: The Study Guide for Those Learning Latin
  3. Endangered Words: a Collection of Rare Gems for Word Lovers
  4. 501 Great Writers: A Comprehensive Guide to the Giants of Literature

“If it was the language that hooked you, try one of these.”

  1. Sleeping Dogs Don't Lay: Practical Advice For The Grammatically Challenged
  2. The Dictionary of Disagreeable English: A Curmudgeon's Compendium of Excruciatingly Correct Grammar
  3. A Man of My Words: Reflections on the English Language
  4. Heavens to Betsy!: And Other Curious Sayings

“These start from a similar idea, even if they go somewhere else with it.”

  1. Pocket Oxford English Dictionary
  2. Fancy Nancy: Splendid Speller
  3. Beatrice Spells Some Lulus and Learns to Write a Letter
  4. Spelling Trouble