Raise Your Glass; Stuck in The Twilight Saga

Often wonder what it is like from a guy's perceptive, being stuck in a line between two Twilight fans? This writer does! 'Raise Your Glass' is a harmless jab at the Twilight saga buzz.

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It might offend some 'Twi-Hards' out there.

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