Fuck You, Stephenie Meyer

Meet Matthew. A few years ago, Matthew made one of the biggest mistakes of his life. Bringing home a girl from the local bar cost him everything he had, including the love of his life. But that's not all that happened. Soon, Matthew found himself changing into something else. Something...stranger. "F*ck You, Stephenie Meyer" is the extremely perverse short story about the darker side of vampires.

Audience
adult
Length
short · 53 pages

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